Morphine Madness Short-Short Story

My husband was in ICU after a 12-hour operation in March. He was watching March Madness Basketball on the TV. He was VERY intoxicated from the surgery meds. He told me he wanted to turn the volume up on the TV. So I said that the remote control was beside him. So he picked it up and started pushing the button over and over. By mistake, he had picked up the "push button for more morphine" controller and after 5 clicks, he passed out.

SCIENCE TRUTH: END URINARY TRACT AND YEAST INFECTIONS

(IF I GET EVEN ONE REQUEST, MY NEXT BLOG ENTRY WILL BE THE ROUTINE FOR ENDING VAGINAL YEAST INFECTIONS AND UTIs (URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS) FOREVER. NOT COMPLICATED AT ALL.) 

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I used to have chronic urinary tract infections. They were so frequent that my bladder lining was being trashed. I am a legal researcher, so I used my ability and researched until I found the solution. I began following what I'd learned and that was in 2005. It is now 2017, and I have NEVER ONCE had another urinary tract infection.

I currently have a yeast infection. That is because I got lazy and overly confident and let go of my routine for preventing ANYthing from happening in my lady parts.

FINALLY, AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS OF MY ALREADY KNOWING HOW TO DO IT............NOW THE SCIENCE JOURNALS AND GOVERNMENT FDA SCIENCE JOURNALS ARE PUBLISHING WHAT I ALREADY KNEW.

Is anyone reading this interesting in the simple routine for ending all urinary tract infections and all yeast infections and even bacterial vaginitis (though I've never had that).

I don't know if anyone reads this blog yet. So email me or reply via this blog, and IF I GET EVEN ONE REQUEST, MY NEXT BLOG ENTRY WILL BE THE ROUTINE FOR ENDING VAGINAL INFECTIONS AND UTIs (URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS) FOREVER. NOT COMPLICATED AT ALL. 

And now that I have science peer-reviewed journals backing up my exact discoveries from 12 years ago, I feel REALLY confident sharing how to do this without complexity or weird foods, or anything odd. Simple stuff.